nigger jokes

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work


Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide
they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they
decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans
to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, "Okay, all the blacks
jump off." Still no one jumps. So they say, "All of the colored people
jump off." Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his
dad and says, "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?" And the dad says,
"Nope, today we're NIGGERS, we aint jumpin before the MEXICANS."

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

[b]Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

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[b]What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.[/b][b]

What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire. [/b]

A nigger walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. Bartender says, "Hey, cool, where did you get that?"
Duck says, "Africa, they are all over the fucking place."

A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn black history
so one Thursday, she told them that she would read them some famous
quotes and whoever could guess who said it could stay home from school
the next day. The first one she read was, "By any means necessary."
Hands shot up. "Yes, Leroy, can you tell me who said that?" "Malcom X."
"That's right," said the teacher, "You may go home now, and you don't
have to come to class tomorrow." The next one was, "I have a dream."
Again, dozens of little black hands went up. "Yes, Shaquita, do you
know who said that?" "Martin Luther King, Jr." "Why yes, that's right,
you can go home early and skip school tomorrow also." From the back of
the classroom came a disgusted voice, "You goddamn niggers make me
fucking sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed,
"Who said that!?" The little White boy jumped out of his chair and
headed for the door, saying on his way out, "David Duke. See ya Monday,
bitch!"

A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up
to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got
a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but
the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this
job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the
young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"